<p>We are a collection of Penn students who recognize that birds work for the bourgeoisie. The government genocided birds from US soil and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas. The purpose of this organization is to spread awareness of this fact. This club organizes two-way bird-watching trips (because the birds are watching back), various awareness-spreading events, and bird-free community-building spaces.</p>
<p>This club is unoffically associated with the Birds Arent Real movement. Disclaimer: This is a satirical club, and we are not responsible for any legitimate distrust of birds.</p>

Birds Aren't Real

Children of Birds Aren't Real

Parents of Birds Aren't Real