With conscious dignity, noble pride, we, the esteemed compatriots of the University of Pennsylvania, unite with a revanchist nationalist desire to restore our nation to her former glory. Cleaving closely to the established moral traditions of our countrymen, we honor the sacrifices made by those who came before us, who have secured for us the present liberties to pursue virtue for ourselves and our posterity. And so, with unwavering commitment, we strive to once again restore our national landmarks and all that is good, true, and beautiful, while drawing back the present forces of entropy that seek to seize our country in the clutches of her enemies. Thus we accept the mission that lies ahead with the knowledge that we will one day be called to kneel for judgment and faced with the question of whether we offered ourselves pro Deo at Patria.